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The Power of Coach by MonsterMuncherx, literature

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The Power of Coach

The power of Coach Written By MonsterMuncherx Summary: Now who'd of thought Coach; chocolate loving, song singing, God preaching, stair hating Coach would be a badass zombie killer? Oh right, everyone. Well I bring to you, people of DA, more of his badassery. Disclaimer: I do not own Left 4 Dead or the characters. "I hear a bitch y'all, turn out your lights" Coach whispered, he clutched his baseball bat tightly, his gloves straining. Coach crept almost silently around the Witch; his heavy breathing was all that was audible, he then gave a short sigh of relief when he passed the Witch without alarming her. 'Wait a minute, THE Coach don't let z

Damn you, Lady Luck by MonsterMuncherx, literature

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Damn you, Lady Luck

Damn you, Lady Luck. Written by MonsterMuncherx Disclaimer: I do NOT own the Left 4 Dead characters... Shame really. Summary: Lady Luck has finally left Nick, taking the military with her. So this is it? My life all gone because of a bug. No, I am not prepared to lose, not now, not EVER. I never lose; it's not in my nature. You're probably wondering what's going on? Or maybe who the hell are you? All in good time, or what is it that some people say, oh yeah patience is a virtue. What ever. So I'll go ahead and tell you my story. My name's Nick and we all are going to die. There, a proper 'Jackanory' tale right? Well that's the gist of things

You don't like what, Nick? by MonsterMuncherx, literature

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You don't like what, Nick?

You don't like what, Nick? Written by MonsterMuncherx Disclaimer: I do NOT own the Left 4 Dead characters... Summary: How could you not like it, it's like the best freakin' thing in the world. "What is wrong with you, Nick?" Ellis asked in some-what a childish tone. "What?" Nick raised a dark eyebrow. "It's un-human like..." "The kid has a point, Nicholas. I mean it's unnatural" Coach added as he made his way across the room to join the two men. Ellis nodded in agreement as Nick huffed in frustration. "I really don't see what the big deal is," the gambler started, he licked his thin lips and continued. "I'm a grown man for Christ's sake." Ell

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Seven Minutes in Heaven - Laxus Dreyar (FT) by thedarkestkey575757, literature

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Seven Minutes in Heaven - Laxus Dreyar (FT)

You awkwardly stood up and walked over to Lucy, you place your hand in the hat and spun the paper around then grabbed one of the slips. You pulled it out of the hat and opened the slip and read out... You looked towards your closet friend in the guild, "Laxus." You noticed Freed looked at Laxus and held his hand in a fist in front of him, he looked sad but at the same time happy as well, you were unsure as to why though. Bickslow just looked incredibly bored about the whole situation. Laxus sighing stood up and walked towards where you were standing. You looked at Laxus awkwardly as he stood just as awkwardly in front of you, Lucy gave you

7 Minutes in Heaven Dragon Age - Alistiar by LilSisSyd, literature

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7 Minutes in Heaven Dragon Age - Alistiar

Title: 7 Minutes in Heaven Dragon Age - Alistair Author: LilSisSyd Game: Dragon Age characters/pairing: Alistair x Reader Disclaimer: Bioware owns anything associated with Dragon Age. You own you. I only own the plot. (y/n)-Your Name (h/l)-Hair Length (h/c)-Hair Color (e/c)-Eye Color I wanted to disappear. I didn’t want to play this silly game, especially if I was going to get stuck with someone I don’t even really like. All I wanted to do was stay here and maybe talk with Alistair….then maybe Merrill when things got too awkward between us again, who was nice enough to cheer me up when my conversation wit

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Worst kind of Sick

“Shoulda known this was gonna be a bad idea.” Tavish grunted as he pulled himself up the last flight of steps, hefting the crate he’d been carrying onto the floor in front of him. He wiped his forehead and flicked the sweat onto the concrete floor, looking up at the bullet-ridden ceiling. The air was hot in the uppermost part of the apartment complex, even though no natural sunlight could find its way into the concrete building. He hefted the crate up again and turned towards the lone door on the landing, balancing the crate on his knee as he knocked on the door, “Jane? Jane, it’s Tavish.” He waited pati

Calm down Simba (SamxReader) by callmewinchester, literature

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Calm down Simba (SamxReader)

“(y/n)!” Sam called from the doorway of the bunker library. “Hmm,” you said not looking up from file you had in your lap. “Help.” “With what?” you said still looking at the file. “With this,” you finally looked up to see Sam pointing at his hair. It was a mess, completly tangled and knotted. Half of it was waved and other half stuck out in gravity defying angles. You couldn’t help but laugh at how a pouf of hair could make someone as big as Sam look the complete opposite of intimidating. “Don’t laugh this isn’t funny!” he said. “If I don&rsquo

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A Left 4 Dead Wedding. by MonsterMuncherx, visual art

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The door won't close! by MonsterMuncherx, visual art

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The Power of Coach by MonsterMuncherx, literature

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Artist // Hobbyist // Varied

Oct 9
United Kingdom
Deviant for 12 years
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Well, I don't know what to tell you. Hi there, you can go ahead and all me Emmy.

Yes, I would consider myself an artist of sorts. I love art, everything to do with art... Photography, traditional, digital... It's just freakin' amazing!
I have no set style, well... Is crappy counted as a style? Hah, I do try my best, but sometimes my efforts are futile. I love writing too, although it's mostly fanfiction. Wow... I'm just babbling aren't I?
Not only am I a keen artist, I'm also quite a friendly person. So if you're having a bad day or just need some advice, remember my door, be it metaphorical, is always open.

-and just remember life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.

Here are some other websites I might be cruising on:
My fanfiction account is www.fanfiction.net/u/2800525/M…
My Twitter account is twitter.com/GruesomeEmilie
My Youtube account is www.youtube.com/user/ADayToKil…

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This is my sister

she's new to DA, so if you like Left 4 Dead as much as I do then you should go check her out.

Favourite Visual Artist

Oh golly gosh, I don't have a favorite.

Favourite Movies

Gotta love them Horrors. Or something with zombies... Or something side-splittingly funny

Favourite TV Shows

Archer, American Dad, Family Guy, South Park, Dirty Sanchez, Top Gear, Mythbusters, Supernatural.

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

This is a very long list, here it goes: Asking Alexandria, Motionless In White, Otep, Stick To Your Guns, Suicide Silence, A Perfect Circle, Skillet, Slipknot, Fireflight, Flyleaf, Megadeth, AC/DC, Guns 'n' Roses, Disturbed, Alice Cooper, BVB.. Too many

Favourite Books

The Hunger Games, Avatar (Paul Bryers), White Crow.

Favourite Writers

All my writer friends here on DA!

Favourite Games

Too many to actually list D: So I'll just give a few: Fallout: New Vegas, Skyrim, Oblivion, GTA, L4D, Infamous, Black Ops, Slender...

Favourite Gaming Platform

I can't choose between PS3 and XBOX :L

Tools of the Trade

My magical hands.

Other Interests

Music, being a tard, buying cool shirts xD

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Oct 29, 2013

Stolen meme because... Eh.

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Stolen from: ~Danyalane123 (https://www.deviantart.com/danyalane123) 1. Are looks important in a relationship? I don't think someone's appearance matters all that much, if they have a great personality then that's great, if they look good then that's just gravy, ya know? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? Occasionally. 3. Are you a virgin? Yes. 4. Are you in a relationship? No... 5. Are you in love? Not really. 6. Are you single this year? Yeah. 7. Can you commit to one person? Yes. 8. Describe your crush I'm not really "crushing" on anyone at the moment, it saves me from disappointment. 9. Describe your perfect mate Someone who listens to you, and someone who shares c

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MonsterMuncherx

Oct 23, 2013

Devious Journal Entry

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Tagged by: ~Eternal-Violet-Void (https://www.deviantart.com/eternal-violet-void) The Rules 1.- You must posts these rules. 2.- Each person has to share 10 things about them 3.- Answer the 10 questions asked to you and invent 10 questions the people you tag will have to answer 4.- Choose 10 people and put their icons on your journal 5.- Go to their page to inform them they are tagged 6.- Not something like " you are tagged if you read that" 7.- You have to legitimately tag 10 people 8.- No tag-backs 9.- You can't say that you don't do tags. 10.-You MUST MAKE A JOURNAL ENTRY. Questions: 1. Have you ever had a near death experience? If so, what? Well not per-say... But uhm,

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MonsterMuncherx

Oct 13, 2013

Frahk them.

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If someone tells you to hang yourself - put your head in a hanger and reply with a picture of it. If someone tells you to shoot yourself - use a Nerf gun, stick the bolt to your head and reply with a picture of it. If someone tells you to jump in front of a train - tape yourself to a child's toy train track and reply with a picture of it. If someone tells you to jump off a bridge - go underneath the bridge, lay down, smile, middle fingers up and reply with a picture of it. If someone tells you to slit your wrists - cover your arm in foil, take a picture and caption it with "Sorry, I'm Iron Man, I can't do that," reply with a picture of it