Nationality Meme

STOLEN :3

○● B R I T I S H ○●
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell"
[/] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike Emo's almost as much as you dislike chavs. (I dislike labeling -_-)
[x] Its football...not soccer.
[x] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour', and 'Centre.' (Seeing the red line underneath the words... GAH)

Total: 6.5

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie. (What's that?)
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach. (The beach is awesome!)
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[x] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something.

Total: 4

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10" (I'm 5'7")
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands. (Depends what mood I'm in.)

Total: 5

○● S P A N I S H ○●  
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos. (AWWWW YEAH!)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is. (It means bitch, right?)
[x] You talk fast occasionally
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are. (They look like bananas )

Total: 5

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[x] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (Yeeup)
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you. (I DANCE IN THE RAIN...)
[x] You get into contests all the time. (I am a very competitive person.)
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (Living in England, it's a way of life.)

Total: 7

○● I R I S H ○●
[x] You think beer is the best. (Oh I like the beerzzz)
[x] You have a bad temper.
[/] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L. (My true surname is O'donal.)
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 8.5

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[/] You like rap. (Meh...)
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 4.5

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 3

○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you stupid. (So infuriating.)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2. (Hellz yeah)

Total: 7

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[x] You like/play/played hockey.  
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 3

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners. (I love foreigners, so intriguing.)
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 1

○● B E L G I A N ○●
[x] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like French fries.
[x] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[x] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[x] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.  
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[x] you have a lot of comments on your government.

Total:  6

○● D U T C H ○●
[ ] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] you have a cheerful nature.
[x] you like the sea.
[x] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania.

Total: 5


Well top'a the mornin' to ya.
I'M IRISH... Not really surprising, to be honest.